Ode To A Monster Fetish
O Beast! is it my aching heart you hear
Or ragged breath that brings you crawling by?
I sweat, I tremble, yet I have no fear;
Our chase is a facade against outcry
For those mere mortals cannot understand
The elegance of your scaled, oozing form
The spray of blood when you killed my friend
Revealed an artist with a loving hand
Paint me crimson! Your claws still dripping warm
Doth bring ecstasy unto my sweet end
These desires are unique to satiate
Would that we could board yonder Nostromo
Where Alien may kill, nay, penetrate
Or submerge ourselves in labs down below
For monsters, water shapes, creatures of the sea
Swampish or scaly, of unknown roots -
Look, I get it, this is quite weird to you
Like who wants to fuck a fish? *sweats* not me!
On this side I say you all look like brutes
Bound in societal restraints - breakthrough!
For what a fool I would be to kink-shame
Those who crave fur or feet or bondage play
In truth and in diapers we are kink-same
Just remember that anyone who says pedophilia is a kink should be punched in the face
Lo! A new day has dawned! To your lover!
Ghosts, ghouls, zombies (if you are into that)!
My beast love - ho! Who restrains you amids -
What mask?? Young ones pull its face and uncover
A human! Lies! What sex we would have shared
If it had not been for those meddling kids
Jackie Shreves is a very angry person who you can frequently find on Whiskey Bear's Pop Culture Mixtape and character roasts. She likes being able to combine her loves of comedy, cosplay, and nerd crap in her sets. Yes, she is the perfect woman. No, you cannot date her.